Saturday, January 24, 2004
XBOX!
XBOX
CPU-733 mhz
Graphics Processor-233 mhz
Memory- 64 mb
PS2
CPU-300 mhz
Graphics Processor-200 mhz
Memory- 32 mb
I think XBox wins this one. I've said it to everyone I meet who talks about games- Xbox is the best!!! I own an Xbox. My brother destroyed the family machine, so I went out and bought my own. Fabulous thing. The resolution and depth the games can have is outstanding. Personally, I think it's the selection of available games that makes XBox unique, ranging from the wild and unusual world of Blinx, to the fantasy world of Morrowind, to the war zone of the legendary Halo. For the Xbox, there is no equal. None at all. It is truly stand-alone the best system available.
CPU-733 mhz
Graphics Processor-233 mhz
Memory- 64 mb
PS2
CPU-300 mhz
Graphics Processor-200 mhz
Memory- 32 mb
I think XBox wins this one. I've said it to everyone I meet who talks about games- Xbox is the best!!! I own an Xbox. My brother destroyed the family machine, so I went out and bought my own. Fabulous thing. The resolution and depth the games can have is outstanding. Personally, I think it's the selection of available games that makes XBox unique, ranging from the wild and unusual world of Blinx, to the fantasy world of Morrowind, to the war zone of the legendary Halo. For the Xbox, there is no equal. None at all. It is truly stand-alone the best system available.
Friday, January 23, 2004
A Short History of Anti-Pokemon
This documents the history of Anti-Pokemon as it occured with the IAPD. SAP- Stop Anti Pokemon, AAP- Anti-Antipokemon, IAPD- Imperial Anti Pokemon Division
Grand Admiral Thrawn, a star wars fan and Antipokemon guru, founded his message board on the Ezboard system in August, 2000. It was successful almost straight from the beginning and attracted several key players in what would become one of the longest lasting and most dynamic active AP rings. This was in the wake of the Koopa incident with SAP, where the AP hacker destroyed several websites before being reported to his ISP. Naturally, we had to follow in his footsteps.
For about 3 months, Thrawn's message board was closed off. We had only one pro-pokemon flamer by the name of Cobra26 who attacked us, and he was a true tard through and through. When we had hit our 3000th post, one of our members named Coinking87 gave us the idea of attacking other (pro-pokemon) message boards. A new regime was born, and we eagerly attacked.
Straight from the get-go, we were the strongest and the best AP on the internet besides the hackers. We disemboweled two boards immediately- DeejayRaichu's, and Eevee11's, and niether put up much resistance. Larger boards were not so easilly conquered, but the original pokemon board and SAP quickly were eliminated from the list of threats. Our ally list grew continuously.
Eventually, we were retaliated against by several AAP freaks who seriously had their thumbs inserted into their rear ends. The most hilarious of these was Joshua Snow, who openly admitted to "making hot poke-love" with his plush charmander, and then got into a fanfic war where he was outmatched and outnumbered. We crushed him and his puny stupid pervertedness, and we had fun doing so.
After that came Batanen Sempai, who I singlehandedly drove off, and the AAP Elite, who were about our equal. We treated them without mercy and got them off our board. About that time Thrawn left and never returned, but his board continued to drift in emptiness. We relocated to the Frogtowns (which were all destroyed except for Frogtown IV, currently online), and SSJ7Cloud's board, and 2001 Board. 2001 Board was a former pokemon board that we took over and holed up in.
As time went on, the IAPD lost power, and today there are just two of us left.
Grand Admiral Thrawn, a star wars fan and Antipokemon guru, founded his message board on the Ezboard system in August, 2000. It was successful almost straight from the beginning and attracted several key players in what would become one of the longest lasting and most dynamic active AP rings. This was in the wake of the Koopa incident with SAP, where the AP hacker destroyed several websites before being reported to his ISP. Naturally, we had to follow in his footsteps.
For about 3 months, Thrawn's message board was closed off. We had only one pro-pokemon flamer by the name of Cobra26 who attacked us, and he was a true tard through and through. When we had hit our 3000th post, one of our members named Coinking87 gave us the idea of attacking other (pro-pokemon) message boards. A new regime was born, and we eagerly attacked.
Straight from the get-go, we were the strongest and the best AP on the internet besides the hackers. We disemboweled two boards immediately- DeejayRaichu's, and Eevee11's, and niether put up much resistance. Larger boards were not so easilly conquered, but the original pokemon board and SAP quickly were eliminated from the list of threats. Our ally list grew continuously.
Eventually, we were retaliated against by several AAP freaks who seriously had their thumbs inserted into their rear ends. The most hilarious of these was Joshua Snow, who openly admitted to "making hot poke-love" with his plush charmander, and then got into a fanfic war where he was outmatched and outnumbered. We crushed him and his puny stupid pervertedness, and we had fun doing so.
After that came Batanen Sempai, who I singlehandedly drove off, and the AAP Elite, who were about our equal. We treated them without mercy and got them off our board. About that time Thrawn left and never returned, but his board continued to drift in emptiness. We relocated to the Frogtowns (which were all destroyed except for Frogtown IV, currently online), and SSJ7Cloud's board, and 2001 Board. 2001 Board was a former pokemon board that we took over and holed up in.
As time went on, the IAPD lost power, and today there are just two of us left.
Thursday, January 22, 2004
Whew.
I must say, even though the Democrats have really outdone theirselves this year with their Nine Nazgul, I am impressed with Lieberman for standing up for what's right even though he is a democrat. He stands up for the war on terror and if elected would continue attacking terrorists, he disagrees with gay marriage but retains respect for individuals, and he seems to understand the economy well too. If a Democrat were elected, I would hope it was Lieberman and not some nutcase like Dean (who displayed his insanity in Iowa with his Creeper yell). But to the point, this time I'm attacking homosexual marriage. I am going to get downright serious in this post. If you are easilly offended, you might want to consider leaving, because this will tackle ALL the bases and leave no domino standing. You were warned.
I've already posted some reading about the negative effects of homosexual parents and single-parent homes on children, but what about biological reason against it and social reason against it? These are two topics that are considered taboo by pro-gay groups because they know that they cannot win, so they simply instant-label someone a homophobe for bringing it up. Nice try :).
The biological reasons against homosexuality are that the biological devices involved in gay sex are all incompatible with one another, that gays cannot produce children together, and that it spreads STD's quickly. Does a penis fit into a penis? Of course not. Sexual intercourse is meant to produce children, which means the appropriate and correct means is for corresponding genitalia to contact one another. Two penises are incompatible. Furthermore, oral and rectal invasive sex is considered unusual. The two orifices involved are simply not meant to take that sort of contact, that is why you cannot produce children using those means. Certainly you can't produce one with another dude, nor can a woman produce another woman's child. Also, imcompatibiliy of the zygotes is a crucial factor. Can two sperm produce a baby? How about two eggs? And don't let people try to tell you that it is natural because the Bonobo does it, also try looking at the STD death rates among Bonobos. Gay sex spreads STD's like wildfire, so even if they went straight there's a chance that they might never have children anyway.
Socially, homosexuality is like a backward slope that this society is on. We are the most advanced civilization in the world, and also the most immoral. Those two should not go together. In my previous rant against child porn I made an error- the 1950's was the decade where unmarried sex starting coming out of the woodwork. Today that's completely normal. In the 60's and 70's, homosexuality crawled out of the holes in the ground, and is still today an issue just like unmarried sex. When the perverts and scum of the world make beastiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, and who knows what else into a big deal, unmarried sex and homosexuality will remain on the list. Do you know why this is? It is because religious groups are aware of this. If you judge all of American society based on the nut jobs in Hollywood the you misjudge us. Most of America is religious, which is what makes us great. Freedom of Religion. Marriage is, without question, religious union between a man and a woman. There is no room for man-man or woman-woman... or woman-cat, or man-chicken, or man-man-woman, or who knows what else.
Well I'm tired. I hope you enjoyed reading and got something out of all that. I don't hate gays, I'm just really worried about where they're taking a non-resistant society to next. Well, whatever. Liberal bleeding-hearts read that and probably nearly pissed themselves with anger, so I've done one thing right tonight. Goodnight.
I've already posted some reading about the negative effects of homosexual parents and single-parent homes on children, but what about biological reason against it and social reason against it? These are two topics that are considered taboo by pro-gay groups because they know that they cannot win, so they simply instant-label someone a homophobe for bringing it up. Nice try :).
The biological reasons against homosexuality are that the biological devices involved in gay sex are all incompatible with one another, that gays cannot produce children together, and that it spreads STD's quickly. Does a penis fit into a penis? Of course not. Sexual intercourse is meant to produce children, which means the appropriate and correct means is for corresponding genitalia to contact one another. Two penises are incompatible. Furthermore, oral and rectal invasive sex is considered unusual. The two orifices involved are simply not meant to take that sort of contact, that is why you cannot produce children using those means. Certainly you can't produce one with another dude, nor can a woman produce another woman's child. Also, imcompatibiliy of the zygotes is a crucial factor. Can two sperm produce a baby? How about two eggs? And don't let people try to tell you that it is natural because the Bonobo does it, also try looking at the STD death rates among Bonobos. Gay sex spreads STD's like wildfire, so even if they went straight there's a chance that they might never have children anyway.
Socially, homosexuality is like a backward slope that this society is on. We are the most advanced civilization in the world, and also the most immoral. Those two should not go together. In my previous rant against child porn I made an error- the 1950's was the decade where unmarried sex starting coming out of the woodwork. Today that's completely normal. In the 60's and 70's, homosexuality crawled out of the holes in the ground, and is still today an issue just like unmarried sex. When the perverts and scum of the world make beastiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, and who knows what else into a big deal, unmarried sex and homosexuality will remain on the list. Do you know why this is? It is because religious groups are aware of this. If you judge all of American society based on the nut jobs in Hollywood the you misjudge us. Most of America is religious, which is what makes us great. Freedom of Religion. Marriage is, without question, religious union between a man and a woman. There is no room for man-man or woman-woman... or woman-cat, or man-chicken, or man-man-woman, or who knows what else.
Well I'm tired. I hope you enjoyed reading and got something out of all that. I don't hate gays, I'm just really worried about where they're taking a non-resistant society to next. Well, whatever. Liberal bleeding-hearts read that and probably nearly pissed themselves with anger, so I've done one thing right tonight. Goodnight.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Go Bush!
Today's State of the Union address was both a miracle and a disaster. For Republicans, it was a miracle. Bush outlined great plans and paid appropriate honor where it was deserved. For Democrats, it was a disaster. Bush slapped them around without mercy and even aimed a nice backhanded insult at Bill Clinton. The tide appears to be turning. Hopefully, this will rally America behind Bush again, so that we will support our troops more, who are fighting to liberate people like you and me from rotten dictators and daily terror. Let his speech spur Americans to say no to drugs, yes to education, and to the terrorists- "Your time is up." And to the gays, that you deserve respect as a human being, but you will never have marriage. This is truly a great day. Bush is an awesome man surrounded by smart individuals who work together flawlessly to make the best administration this country has had since Reagan. Go Bush.
Howard Dean Interview
The following is an interview conducted by Demon Phoenix 1337 with Howard Dean to discover some stuff about the real Dean. Enjoy.
Demon Phoenix: Hello, Mr. Dean. How was your Christmas?
Howard Dean: Politically Correct and Bush-hating. Yours?
DP: Uh... merry.
HD: That's not politically correct, but I'll let it slide.
DP: Right. So, we're here so that I can ask you questions and you can answer them. We want to know more about you.
HD: Go on...
DP: First off, what are your three largest parts in your campaign platform?
HD: Gee, toughie. Hating Bush, uh... Loathing Bush, and Gay Rights.
DP: I see. What is your opinion of the war?
HD: That warmongering psycho Bush! Revenge for daddy! 87 Billion! I have a headache, may I have some water?
DP: Sure... um... that was explosive.
HD: No problem.
DP: Okay, uh... yes, next question. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
HD: Well, I'd have to say that since the pizza economy is on the downfall due to Bush's ham-handed policies, my favorite kind is Target-Brand French Import Limburger pizza.
DP: Fascinating. What about fast food?
HD: Anything Bush doesn't like I'm game for.
DP: Did it ever occur to you that "hate Bush" isn't really a platform, that it's more of an opinion?
(At this point, Howard Dean breaks out an assault rifle and attempts to rush Demon Phoenix 1337, who changes forms into a massive anthropomorphic Phoenix and wields a one of his flaming feathers like a sword to make Dean into soap flakes.)
Demon Phoenix: Hello, Mr. Dean. How was your Christmas?
Howard Dean: Politically Correct and Bush-hating. Yours?
DP: Uh... merry.
HD: That's not politically correct, but I'll let it slide.
DP: Right. So, we're here so that I can ask you questions and you can answer them. We want to know more about you.
HD: Go on...
DP: First off, what are your three largest parts in your campaign platform?
HD: Gee, toughie. Hating Bush, uh... Loathing Bush, and Gay Rights.
DP: I see. What is your opinion of the war?
HD: That warmongering psycho Bush! Revenge for daddy! 87 Billion! I have a headache, may I have some water?
DP: Sure... um... that was explosive.
HD: No problem.
DP: Okay, uh... yes, next question. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
HD: Well, I'd have to say that since the pizza economy is on the downfall due to Bush's ham-handed policies, my favorite kind is Target-Brand French Import Limburger pizza.
DP: Fascinating. What about fast food?
HD: Anything Bush doesn't like I'm game for.
DP: Did it ever occur to you that "hate Bush" isn't really a platform, that it's more of an opinion?
(At this point, Howard Dean breaks out an assault rifle and attempts to rush Demon Phoenix 1337, who changes forms into a massive anthropomorphic Phoenix and wields a one of his flaming feathers like a sword to make Dean into soap flakes.)
Sunday, January 18, 2004
United We Stand...?
I love that saying- United We Stand, Divided We Fall. It represents so much of what America is about- unity and democracy, and quite simply outlines the consequences of not being unified. When you look at the state of affairs now, you would never guess that this is the same country that was unified in late 2001 by the destruction wrought on 9-11. Whether you liked it or not, unless you were a complete asshole by every stretch of the definition, you were united with other Americans in grief over the loss of our fellow Americans. What happened that our unity is being broken?
I will tell you what it is. It's not Bush and the war. It's stupidity, laziness, and weakness. There are millions in this country who are too selfish to look beyond their own front door and realize that there's a nation out there, in fact an entire world out there. They are more concerned with money and election ratings and God knows what else than with the welfare of millions of Muslims, or that this is by fact a Christian nation, or that whether they like it or not, homosexuality is wrong. Just because more politicians like one cause or another doesn't make it right. How can wanting Iraqis to suffer be right? What about attacking the beliefs of most of America?
Just a short thought I had.
I will tell you what it is. It's not Bush and the war. It's stupidity, laziness, and weakness. There are millions in this country who are too selfish to look beyond their own front door and realize that there's a nation out there, in fact an entire world out there. They are more concerned with money and election ratings and God knows what else than with the welfare of millions of Muslims, or that this is by fact a Christian nation, or that whether they like it or not, homosexuality is wrong. Just because more politicians like one cause or another doesn't make it right. How can wanting Iraqis to suffer be right? What about attacking the beliefs of most of America?
Just a short thought I had.
A Bit pissed off.
Alright, time to unload, I really do love this blog. It's fun. But wait, what am I going to unload? Several things. The past two days have been exceptionally crappy, and I think it would be time to share them with the public, who we all know cares so much.
Friday was a stinker from the start. Late to school, girl I like was ill, felt TOTALLY unappreciated despite my recent efforts at removing malignant software from the school computers, which I volunteered for. It didn't help that one of my friends was being a Generally Stupid Idiot at that day. Came home, had to listen to parental bitchery for about an hour until I fell asleep at 5 PM, only to wake up later. YIPPEE FREAKING SKIPPY.
Saturday was also a real joy. I watched Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Special Extended Version brokenly, because of constant interuption by parents. Then, my brother and his friend short out the X-Box and ruin it, which happened actually about 30 minutes ago. Real great.
Friday was a stinker from the start. Late to school, girl I like was ill, felt TOTALLY unappreciated despite my recent efforts at removing malignant software from the school computers, which I volunteered for. It didn't help that one of my friends was being a Generally Stupid Idiot at that day. Came home, had to listen to parental bitchery for about an hour until I fell asleep at 5 PM, only to wake up later. YIPPEE FREAKING SKIPPY.
Saturday was also a real joy. I watched Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Special Extended Version brokenly, because of constant interuption by parents. Then, my brother and his friend short out the X-Box and ruin it, which happened actually about 30 minutes ago. Real great.
