Saturday, January 10, 2004

I think I won this one... 

The classic Internet debate. They're really fun, and as long as nobody calls someone a Nazi, they're nice and long too. My hope is that this one utterly takes the cake when it comes to internet debate. The highly stupid savagestupidity.com website (a site whose name describes itself and it's owner far better than the opinions of talk show host Michael Savage) has been the target of much expected flak, and the owner (Thomas Leavitt, I think is his name) responds to each of them. How friendly. Only this time, he got one doozie of a non-hateful counter, from a Christian who behaved well-manneredly and who used some pretty sound reasoning. Thomas countered the hard facts that the person sent him using liberal opinions. Of course, to another ignorant liberal, it will appear correct, but to myself and the other conservatives or people with common sense out there... it looks retarded. So here it is. What may be the longest message you will ever see here. In this format

Normal Text- First message
[Bracketted Text]- Thomas's response
Italic Text- My response to Thomas


The Demon Phoenix reaches deep into his wells of power and...









[You know, it is so funny… these guys never bother to actually read the site, read my detailed responses to other posters, etc. Really, life is to short to respond to every Savagely Stupid person who “dares” me to post their rant. Fortunately, the blogging software I now use makes that somewhat easier. -Thomas]

Don't you just love blogs?



From: “jesus freak” <[deleted]@hotmail.com>
To: &lgt;info@savagestupidity.com>
Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 1:07 AM
Subject: mind if i rant a bit too??

Well, what can i say…Michael Savage is a darn smart man.

[Well, at least we know where you’re coming from, right off the bat.]

Yes, at least he has definite standing.


Yes, the man has some issues with being a “gentleman” all the time. But can
you actually deny the fact that he is hyperbolistically semi-accurate in
just about everything he’s ever said.


["hyperbolistically” - is that a word in the English language? … nope, doesn’t appear to be. Not in the dictionary, only two instances in all of Google. … and yes, I can deny that Savage is any more accurate than a stopped clock (twice a day, if he’s lucky). HYPERBOLICALLY (that’s the word you wanted, dude; note to self: thank Santa Monica’s public schools for giving me a good education and a solid grasp of the English language) semi-accurate? Not even close.]

I won't deny that public schools have done a pretty good job. They turned out successful citizens who have done their tasks in life, whether it be winning a presidential election or being a plumber. There's nothing wrong with either. However, like private schools, they have their pros and cons. Public Schools, due to their size, simply do not have time for one-on-one attention to failing students, so many fall through the cracks. Also, though education at public schools can certainly be good, private schools are almost always a few steps ahead in curriculum material. Back to the original intent of this message (grasping at the thread of his improper use of hyperbolistically), WHO CARES? Everybody makes mistakes. Not only is calling people for making a mistake a bit hypocritical, it's also being a nit-picking asshole. But it's good that you answered his message with something, even though you couldn't counter it.


Does the man go overboard at times? Yup.

[Far more than “at times”.]

Agreed. Savage does go overboard quite a bit. Although, if you dropped all the insults to (insert Liberal who called his show here), you would find that he's right.


Is he hilariously funny? Yup.

[Nope. Some of the most utterly unfunny attempts at humor I’ve ever heard have been on “The Savage Nation”. Bad political satire is deadly. You could kill cockroaches with some of his bombs.]

Actually, some of it is pretty funny. You just don't think it's funny because you disagree with it, which shows how closed-minded you're being. Even I find some jokes I disagree with to be funny.


Are there flaws in his independant-conservative way of thought? Nope. (if
so…not many)

[Flaws? Try gaping faults and abysses!]

There are flaws, but for the most part he is absolutely right. Nobody's perfect, but let's face it. He wouldn't be the #4 Radio Talk Show Host in America if he wasn't right most of the time.


First off, Thomas, you are a self-proclaimed gnostic christian. More than
likely, you are swayed by the opinions of such movements as “the jesus
seminar”. This in itself is a matter that just makes me fall into a deep
giggling frenzy. Also, I get undeniably confused at how a gnostic christian
could also be a self proclaimed oral sex practicing homosexual. Then again,
I guess the whole of christian theology can always be tossed away do to the
grand gnosis and its unknowable and unspoken ideas. However…this is
besides the point…let’s just get to the meat of the issue.

[Not “self-proclaimed”. Born and baptised, the son of a priest. That’s about as authoritative as you can get. I’m not “swayed” by the opinions of the Jesus Seminar. I studied their work in college under Burton Mack, found it interesting, reasonably logical, but in my opinion, it is driven by a Protestant theological impulse that demands a literal reading of the Bible (in this case, via linguistic analysis to determine the historical authenticity of particular sayings) for theological validity. For a Gnostic, the validity of a work lies in it’s psychological truth - thus we accept works such as the Hypostasis of the Archons as valid, even though we are fully aware that they were composed decades, even centuries later than the events they purport to describe. You are correct, we do toss away the whole of orthodox Christian theology, for gnosis - direct, and personal knowledge of the Unknown Father and “truth”. Who needs theology when you have direct personal experience?]

Except, in that, you directly go against the Bible and all of its teachings. The Bible is to be recognized as God's word that is backed up by the beliefs of about a third of the world's population. In that book are instructions from God to the people of the world. And whether you like it or not, if you're a Christian of any kind, you had better listen and comply with the Lord God Almighty's teachings. If he says don't be a homosexual, then you cannot be a homosexual and still fully practice a Christian lifestyle of any kind. Gnostic teachings are flawed in that manner.

For the typical liberal, this is where you stop reading…because the
following is something that just might make sense. After all….this is the
way all the santa cruzians do it. Trust me, I have been ignored by my fair
share of santa cruz liberals. I always wonder why they get so offended by
my dissention as they wave their dissent is patriotic flags. Could it be
that i’m not wearing tie-dye? That’s probably it.


[The people who ignore common sense are Savage and his followers. They’re not bothered by the looming death of the planet, our country’s history of support and subsidy for dictatorship at the expense of democracy, or the vast disparities that pervade our society and make a mockery of the goal of equal opportunity. P.S. I don’t wear tie-dye. I wear black. T-shirts from Sears, 501 jeans from Levi Strauss.]

Are you fucking out of your mind? We have NEVER supported dictatorship as a nation! We are the freest nation on earth, and as that we are as a people an alliance against dictatorship! Why do you think we went to war with Saddam? For that matter, why do you think we went to war with Hitler? We, as Americans, do not like seeing people suffer under dictatorships. People who say Saddam was a threat to America are ignoring the real danger in him. He was a threat to his own people. It is common, factual, proven knowledge that he tested chemical weapons on his own nation. And Hitler was a practioner of ethnic cleansing of a people that did him no harm whatsoever. And, (the one good thing you liberals have done since ending discrimination against blacks) the planet is on the rebound due to environmental awareness that you have helped. So quit whining. And I wear whatever's on sale at Cabella's.


Anyways….

Affirmative Action is discrimination. The entire concept of racial
affirmative action is the exact epitome of racism. If blacks receive
special “treatment” for being black, then the government is officially
saying that they are weaker. It’s like playing a game of basketball and
giving your firend a 10 point head start. IT’s just the government saying,
“you’re weaker than the rest so here…have some pity.”


[No. It’s saying, we acknowledge that your ancestors started the race in chains, and that other folks rode their backs for centuries. It is saying we acknowledge that the system has been deliberately and consciously structured to exclude you, and that we have to force ourselves, in quite a few instances, to let you put a foot in the door. It is saying that we believe that, given even half a chance, you have the capacity to perform equally well. It is saying that, way to often, we make excuses for our failure to reach out to a broad and diverse community of people, simply because we’re most comfortable and familiar with what we know.]

In today's system, the only reason you don't see as many blacks as there are whites in the workplace is because this country is composed primarily of white people. And no matter how you spin it, affirmative action is wrong. It is deviously racist towards EVERYBODY. Eliminate affirmative action and put blacks and whites on the same playing field. There is one constant in this whole mess as of now- whites recieve normal treatment. If you're of another race, however, things seem to vary. In the sixties, they were given poor treatment by colleges and workplaces. Today, they are given preferred treatment. Let's just call the whole thing off, and put everyone on an even field? That way, you're not offending white people by giving another race preferred treatment, and you're not offending black people by seemingly saying "you're not as good as white man. Therefore I'm going to give you a leg up." Because that, my friend, is affirmative action's main implication right there, and it doesn't take a philosopher to see that. It just takes someone who isn't ignorant.


If the standards for women fire-fighters are less than the standards for
male fire-fighters, this means that the government is saying that women are
weaker than men. This is a discriminatory statement. Instead of, “best
man/woman gets the job” it is “woman gets the job…regardless of ability”.
Giving a black man a job for being black is like saying, “because you
couldn’t have done it on your own because you are a worthless black, you can
have it.”

[No. It is saying that, perhaps the physical standards for firefighters aren’t all that matters. That we’ve looked at the standards, and decided that they’ve been rigged to exclude women, and that ultimately that is harmful to the well being of our society, by denying us the firefighting skills of half the population. So, without compromising people’s safety, we’ve altered them. Are you suggesting that the women firefighters now employed across the country are incompetent and undeserving of their positions? That they didn’t have to meet extraordinary standards of physical fitness and endurance to qualify for their positions? I dare you to say that to the face of any woman firefighter.

The "Extraordinary Standards" set by firefighters are NOT to exclude women. A firefighter has to be physically able to put out the fires, lift the heavy axes, and carry people out. In theory, stating that the standards are made to exclude one group or another could also be used to put a parapalegic in the firefighters as well! The standards of firefighters are not made to only allow men. They are there to keep people alive and stop deadly fires. What would you feel safer with in a four-alarm fire occuring in your home- a firefighting force that's "diverse", but not necessarily best for the job, or a firefighting force that's "un-diverse" (or whatever the word for it this week is), but the best at it? I'm not saying that all women are not cut out for firefighting. There are plenty of strong women out there who have the massive physical strength required to fight fires effectively. But the facts are facts, and any biology course at any school will tell you this if you're too ignorant to notice it yourself. Women are usually not as physically strong as men. There are exceptions, and when it comes to firefighting not all men are cut out for the job as well, but affirmative action is placing risk on peoples' lives now.

And, similarly - do you question the competence of the thousands of African American police officers, firefighters, etc. who’ve benefited from affirmative action? What you’re really complaining about is that in some cases, they didn’t do quite as well on a test as a white guy - well, I have news for you: life isn’t always about doing well on tests, and tests aren’t always the best way of evaluating the value or competence of an individual. Is urban America better off because a substantial number of the people patrolling the streets aren’t white? I’d say so.]

I have little to say to you on this. By affirmative action, and giving them a head start at getting to college, you question their competence much more. If a person can't pass a test, which is usually taken in a controlled environment, then how do you expect them to succeed in a real situation? Tests do not evaluate the value of an individual by any stretch of the imagination. It is what they do that determines their value. Mother Theresa and Martin Luther King Jr. were great people. They had morals, they spread hope and joy to millions, and they weren't doing it for their own glory. Tests do, on the other hand, offer the best possible evaluation of competence in that subject besides actual experience. If some white man wants to be a firefighter, and he doesn't pass the test by a few points, will you let him in the service? Now take the same context and apply it to a black man, it should not be any different!


Affirmative Action is discriminatory. It is racist. It is unfair. And
fighting affirmative action is Michael Savage’s self-proclaimed #1 concern.

[Not discriminatory. Not racist. Extremely fair. What was unfair was 200 years of slavery followed by 100 years of Jim Crow. If this is the Weinerdude’s self-proclaimed #1 concern, it shows how totally out of sync with reality he actually is. The occassional minor injustice of badly implemented affirmative action programs pales beside the vast injustices still being done to African-Americans every day by an institutionally racist criminal justice system, to cite just one problem. I won’t even go into the significance to the world’s ultimate livability of scientists projecting the death of every coral reef worldwide within a generation or two.]

Buddy, you're going to hate this and call me a racist and God knows what else, but the facts are facts and you CAN'T counter this without making something up. Most gang members are black. And when the police see a gangster, what do you think they're supposed to do? Enough said. Also, I believe that last couple of paragraphs cover affirmative racism pretty well. I'm not going to repeat myself again.


25-30 percent of prisoners are illegal aliens.
19 out of 19 terrorists on 9/11 were arabs.

[Facts are malleable things. Which prisoners are you talking about (state, federal, local jails)? What are they there for? Why are they there? Fact: California has the highest percentage of illegal aliens in the country, and they still make up barely half that percentage - 12.5% of the population. ~20,000 out of ~6,000,000. Most of them there for non-violent crimes. What are the percentages in other states likely to be? Sure, the Federal prisons are 25% illegal (low end of the range you cite) - but many of them are there because of a law passed in 1996 that tosses people in jail for repeat illegal immigration violations. See various columns by Raoul Lowery Contreras (easily findable via Google).

California has a high population of illegals indeed. And that is a very bad thing, they siphon money off the economy that you liberals are always so whiny about. And evidently the public school you went to didn't have too good of a math program. I strongly suggest that you re-evaluate that figure. And they are wrong to toss people in jail for any illegal immigration violation. They need to ship those people out of the United States of America, back to their homelands, and let them enter the country legally. Let Mexico deal with their runaways. We have enough people in our prisons for real crimes (drug dealers, rapists, murderers), and there are more of those every day.

Oh yeah - and are you aware that until the 1920’s, there was no such thing as “illegal immigration", because there were no laws restricting it?

Yes, there were laws, why do you suppose every immigrant until then had to be screened for diseases?

2 out of 2 of the shooters at Columbine were white teenage males. It is at all surprising that the terrorists on 9/11 were all of a single ethnicity? Hell, most of them were of a single nationality: Saudi Arabian. Our loyal allies in the Middle East. This no more makes all Arabs or Saudi Arabians terrorists, or a generic threat to our society, or even particularly that much more likely to be terrorists on an individual basis, than Columbine should make us look with particular suspicion at white teenage males. … I could mention the generic profile of a serial killer in our society is white and male, and that the police operate on that basis… but that would be reverse racism, right?]

No, it would not. Another fact is that white males, being the most numerous in this society, have done the most crimes. And the Columbine killers were psychos. They were two of the kids who fell through the cracks at a public high school. They failed classes, the teachers didn't care (well they did after they killed people), and they were bullied by assholes. That doesn't justify their actions at all, but they were pushed.


Facts are facts here man. You can call him a terrible human being because
of his hyperbolistic way of explaining reality, but you cannot rationally
deny the fact that his independant conservatism is a great idea.

[Yes I can. It is a terrible ideal. See? I just did. And I’m still rational. :)]

"Let's allow people who might not be as strong as another person to fight fires." How irrational can you get? The next stop for you is the asylum.


You see…this is a typical liberal debate tactic:
You can’t rationally fight his beliefs, so you focus on his unkind
techniques.

[Sure I can rationally fight his beliefs. I just took them apart, without breaking a sweat. I focus on his unkind effects, because they are particularly detrimental to the effective functioning of a civic society.]

You didn't break a sweat because you didn't use any common sense or rational reasoning. Were it that you thought your replies out, or were better informed, you would maybe have not been such easy prey for the Demon Phoenix.


Your debate tactic is like me saying, “you know…i really like what that
author wrote, but i wasn’t too fond of his verb choices.”

[No. It is just like looking at someone who shows up for a job interview dressed like a slob - it is a pretty good indicator for other flaws. If someone is incapable of forming a grammatically correct sentence, incapable of spelling, incapable of communicating effectively (or too lazy to take the time to properly prepare their thoughts for public consumption), then why should I (or anyone else) take anything they say seriously? Would you hire someone who came to a job interview dressed like a slob, not having bathed for three weeks, and who randomly mis-pronounced every other word? No. Hell, you wouldn’t even bother trying to figure out if they knew what they were talking about, you’d write them off immediately. And be totally justified in doing so.]

Then in that, aren't you discriminating against the homeless?

Michael Savage does what he needs to do. He says what he needs to say. Not all of it is correct, but it's mostly true and mostly accurate... and mostly well-spoken too. I've leafed through your hatemail and it appears to me that you don't post all of it. I know for a fact that another member of Demon Phoenix Productions sent you five different messages and not one of them made it on your site. Now I may be wrong in this, but you only paste the hatemail that you can answer easilly in there. You paste the hatemail that isn't well done. Why don't you change a bit and post this, and actually answer it reasonably?



So you don’t like the man as a person…you don’t like how he blows
everything out of proportion…you don’t like how he blatantly makes a
mockery of everything left-wing.

[No, I don’t like how he pollutes the waters of civic debate with ad hominem attacks, racial, ethnic, homophobic and misogynist slurs, and could give a damn about actually documenting his sources.]

Okay, the homophobia I give you. He is a homophobe. And do you want to know something? That's not a bad thing at all. Homophobia is a normal reaction to homosexuality. Every major world religion (Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddaism, Hinduism) requires a holy lifestyle, and they all oppose homosexuality. In a diverse world that's diverse with different religions, the majority of the population is in complete agreement- homosexuality is sickening and wrong, and it must be fought on all fronts. That doesn't make a homosexual individual a bad person. Case in point- Ian McKellan, who did the Lord of the Rings trilogy. But he's still doing what's wrong. We all sin though, so i'm not perfect, but at least I'm not gay.


The truth still remains…you cannot deny his accuray in the majority of
matters.

[Yes I can. See? I just did. Easy.]

No, you didn't. You simply pissed and moaned about his homophobia.


So calling all rape victims sluts is an overkill…but it is a blatantly
obvious fact that most victims of date rape put themselves in the particular
situation in the first place. Much of the time the victim is also to blame.
Are they all sluts?? Nope. Are many sluts?? Yup. Is he
hyperbolistically dead on accurate?? Yup.

[Nope. This is a totally fucked up attitude. Women are never to blame for being raped. No means no. A history of sexual promiscuity does not mean that it is open season for rape. Most women do not “put themselves in that situation", instead, they are betrayed by men they made the mistake of trusting. You need some serious education on the basis facts of life with regards to rape. Visit these sites: Men Can Stop Rape, and do a search on Google for “rape prevention”.]

You're right. It is absolutely fucked up. Women are not to blame for being raped. It's men's fault. But there are a number of things women can do to help avoid it, even though the responsibility for stopping it lies with men. After all, if men and women have equal rights, they have equal responsibilities. Women shouldn't dress or act slutty, or "go out" with men that may be perverts. It's a mutual fight against such things.


Let’s say this together…Hy-per-bo-leeee….there ya go.


[Let’s say this together: rude, crude, disrespectful, insulting, inaccurate, bald faced lies and untruths, lowest common denominator, savage stupidity. There ya go. :)]

Let's say this together- left wing drivel, piss-and-moan, whiny, ignorant, racist, fuzzy logic, deception, anti-Americanism, terrorist support, communist.


The man has insanely good political and economic ideas. Are they utterly
flawless?? I wouldn’t go that far. But is he overwhelmingly accurate?
Yes. Though oftentimes he does prove his accuracy in a comical
hyperbolistic way. I still dare you to try to denounce his major claims.


[Steve Jobs has “insanely great” computing technology ideas. Michael Weiner just has insane ideas. Pre-emptively nuke every Arab capital? Anything but “insanely good”. Overwhelmingly inaccurate? I’d go that far, definitely. I have no problem “denouncing” his major claims. Nor do I have any problem disproving them (which is what I expect you meant). Oh yeah, it’s HYPERBOLIC, not “hyperbolistic” (a word which, again, does not appear in the dictionary).]

You know, rather than piss and moan about his "insanity", why don't you just not listen to his show if it offends you that much? It isn't that difficult. And like I have said earlier, he is very accurate.


It saddens me to think that i worte this whole letter out, and most likely
you will not even read the darn thing. But i guess all the evidence in the
world can’t make you agree with me. After all…you are a
gnostic…obviously evidence plays no factor in your belief structure.
(it’s a joke)

[Guess you were worgn… :)

Evidence? What evidence? All I see is one bald-faced assertion after another, with no actual information to back them up, no sources cited, no research referenced. Nothing. The medieval scholars who argued over the number of teeth a horse had by referring to Aristotle, rather than looking in a horse’s mouth, did better.]

Savage researches his topics, gives good information, logic, and common sense to back his assertions up, and then follows through by derailing the arguments that left-wingers throw at him. The only things he does incorrectly are the insults.


In the long run, you have no rational argument against Savage. I came to
this site to hear a good counterargument to his teachings. Instead, I get a
web site full of dis-information and opinions against a man’s speaking style
and humor usage. Try debating his issues! Rationally rebut a claim by
savage and then I might actually have semi-respect for your cause.

[I’ve got plenty of rational arguments against Savage. So do many other folks. That’s why he’s a talk show host, and not President, or even dogcatcher.]

Why don't you show them to us? All I find is you grasping at the threads, pulling at his occasional grammatical error and different humor.


Until then,
as a gnostic, you ought to seek the truth. Open your eyes, and you might
see the communistic trap of the left wing.

[Ha. I’m a left-libertarian. Communists hate me, because I’m anti-authoritarian. I believe in free (and fair) markets, entrepreneurship, and the American way of life. What do you believe in?]

Whatever. Blah blah blah...


Ever read “Brave New World", by Huxley?? I strongly suggest you do.

[Yep, in high school. Suggest you go re-read it. Then pick up something by Greg Palast, Noam Chomsky, or Ralph Nader, and give yourself a dose of reality. You’ve clearly been brainwashed by the continual flood of right-wing propaganda flowing through our media. Let me guess - you watch Fox News, right?]

Let's get something straight here. The Left Wing controls the media, not the right. Stop whining.





Well that's about it. Hope you got some enlightenment reading that.

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Demon Phoenix's New World Order from 2000 

I made this several years ago... enjoy :)


1. Regis and Kathy Lee will be chained to a tractor and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the biggest pay-per-view event in history.

2. Barney will be cryogenically frozen and launched towards the sun. 10 minutes before impact, he'll be unfrozen and his screams of terror will be radioed back to earth and played on the XM radio.

3. Sattelite TV will become mandatory.

4. Freakishly gay people will be shot in the streets. That means transvestites will all be dead.

5. Churches, Beer Stores, and Wal-Marts on every street.

6. Radio Shack will be made into a super-store, at least as big as wal-mart.

7. Duct Tape will be as cheap as dirt, and even better than it already is. "If you can't fix it, duct it!"

8. Ugly people will be banned from wearing swimsuits in public.

9. There will be no abortion, and the Church will be integrated into schools.

10. Michael Savage will be the president of the USA when Bush leaves office.

11. Ozzy Osbourne will be the vice president, and Eminem the Secretary of defense.

12. Hollywood will be nuked.

13. White Sapphire will be tarred and feathered, then shot repeatedly.

14. The World Trade Center towers will be rebuilt at a different site, bigger, better, and taller than before.

15. You know when the Teletubbies suddenly drop and roll around on the ground (I actually had to watch an episode with a kid I babysat to find that out... Shyt it's disturbing)? They will do it once more as we attack them with nerve gas, only they'll be clutcing their throats as well. Then they will never move again.

16. Martha Stewart will be locked in an iron box and dropped into the Marianas Trench.

17. Stupid TV stations will be taken off air- these include MSNBC, The Weather Channel, Nickelodeon, Oxygen, and anything that has "Fishing" in it's name. Fishing is cool but it is not a TV sport. There will be 20 Anime Channels, 50 ESPNs, and football every night. Also there will be 30 stations devoted to hockey and a station purely for Jackass.

18. Weapons of mass-destruction testing will be carried out on pokemon fanatics.

19. We shall take a 1957 Soviet Nuke- and shove it up Saddam Hussein's ass. he wants a nuke so bad, now he has one. Then we'll shoot him.

20. The rest of Al-Quaida will be shipped to a militant Israeli synagogue naked. We'll broadcast that on payperview too.

21. You know deer hunting licenses? There's gonna be liberal-hunting licenses.

22. Environmentalists will be shipped to the poor melting Antarctica in their underwear-- "Is it warming up down there yet, Ralph Nader?!?!"

23. Baby Seal killers will be beaten to death with baseball bats. Then animal rights activists will get the same thing. Just leave the f*ckin animals alone, bastards.

24. Gay people will not be allowed in the military.

25. The borders will be armed, and all immigrants will be forced to undergo a thorough physical exam and a background check. Anything questionable is found and we ship 'em out.

26. There will be not toy advertisements on the t.v. In fact, the only permissable commercials will be for beer and the destruction of liberal hollywierd "stars".

27. Cigarettes will go up in price, to around 100 dollars a pack. Then, we'll legalize weed and make any other drug super illegal.

28. The drinking age will be lowered to about 10.

The Real Meaning of Homophobe, and the stupidity of Yorkshire Terriers 

As I sat at my computer, writing a batch menu, it came to me that though the word "Homophobe" has gained acceptance as a normal word to describe a "bad" person, it is often misused and almost completely misunderstood. Many left-wingers and members of the homosexual "community" use the term to describe anyone who hates homosexuals. A homophobe is simply a person with a phobia of them, phobia meaning an intense fear. And not all fear translates to hate. So while you review anything else in here, disregard my self-established title of Homophobe. I don't fear Homosexuals at all. They're nothing to be afraid of, they don't spread their gayness to you from 1000 yards or whatever. However... go ahead and keep on shunning open homosexuality. It's just nasty, and it's completely wrong. The best part is that while fears may be manipulated to insult one, hatred is something that, when against certain things (Satanists, Nazis, Terrorists, Homosexuals), is not just a good thing, but should be encouraged. So if you post an anti-gay message on a web site, take the "You're a GAY-HATER!" "hate"-mail as compliments. That's the best way to derail those sickening bleeding hearts who pretend to suck up (no pun intended) to queerfolk just to steal their money.

Another thing that my mind roved to while I remained fixed in front of my computer was that Yorkshire Terriers are truly an insult to dogs. Get in your mind the image of a real dog, say, a Retriever or a Labrador. Loyal, loving dogs that are both useful, strong, and beautiful animals. Animals that have capacity for thought and feeling, and that are good with children and are truly nice to have as pets. Now consider the small, weak, and entirely useless Yorkshire Terrier. Bred specifically to kill rats, which poisons do a better job at anyway, they are the approximate size of their prey. They are very devoted to their owner, which makes them potentially hazardous to small children and very vicious. They are expensive and time consuming to maintain. So why bother having one?

You'll get more and more of my genius little thoughts like this, now that the blog is more than a half a day old. This could turn into something really cool.

Some History Lesson, Impersonater Pay Attention. 

A little History of Demon Phoenix Productions, for all you people who really want to know. Damn. That means you, Michael Savage impersonator, the one who thought that the Jews and Nazis and Commies liked to pick flowers together.

Demon Phoenix Productions was founded on September 24th, 2003, for the purpose of telling the truth about some bitch at school who was trying very hard to make everyone's life miserable. The Original Demon Phoenix Productions website contained eight different idiots, including the first one, the aforementioned strumpet by the name of Britney Fisher. Lol those were the days.

The site saw few changes until the first overhaul, which took place on October 21st, 2003. At that point, I deleted most of the people from the site except for a few (such as Britney), and reduced it to four idiots. All the details of their stupidity went out over the internet. A day later, the locally infamous R-Files went onto the internet, and one of the tards had a website devoted to her featuring 41 quotes from 30 individuals, all of them mean and derogatory toward her. It was what people REALLY thought of her.

Later, after recieving a few annoying hate-mails (please send it to demonphoenix@gundamwing.net), I closed the site and I will put the old content back up on this one soon. Just give me some time. After all, this blog's only what, 30 minutes old?

DemonPhoenix1337 Wins Another One 

This reminds me of the AP days when I used to fondly flame stupid pokemon loving freaks just to watch them think they were actually on fire. Except none of them- NONE of them- were ever THIS hypocritical. This is not the best one-turn debate on the internet. It is simply a tribute to some of the stupidest people alive and how easy it is to bring one down. I love typing long, detailed messages to bring down a single idiot who said something dumb like "Fuk u".

And now, it begins.


"DemonPhoenix is right, even though he is a commie jew nazi. i am an amazingly beautiful man, full of sweetness and butterfly kisses. oooh, i picked some flowers, are they for you?!?! teeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

these emoticons are faggy as me. and all the stupid border jumping asslickers that listen to my show. why don't you get lupus and die?!?!?!?!?!???

@#%$ all of you"

I detest people like this impersonater of Michael. Michael Savage is a great man. This guy is a guy with too much time on his hands, minimal brain activity, and too much MTV intake, from the looks of things. Or maybe he was just born retarded. Either way, I DO enjoy flaming the shyt out of such people and making them look like utter idiots, racists, and just downright stupid people, even though the imposter-savage did a pretty good job making himself seem dumb. But let's get started.

"DemonPhoenix is right, even though he is a commie jew nazi."

*sigh*

At LEAST space my name, stupid.

You've already lost this debate. Comparing someone to Hitler, the Nazis, or just the generic "Fascist" means that you instantly lose. But I am right. Completely. 100%. Also, I think it's time you took a good history course. Nazis and Jews hated each other. Commies and Jews hated each other. Nazis and Commies hated each other. Yet you tried to say I was all three, and without prior knowledge to boot. Therefore you are extremely stupid. And if I'm not mistaken, the context seems to declare that you place Jews on the same level as Nazis and Commies. Ok, so you're a racist and an anti-Semite. Also, I believe it is your type, the Liberals, who want big government and government regulation of everything, which is 100% Socialism. You lose.

"i am an amazingly beautiful man, full of sweetness and butterfly kisses."

If you're trying to impersonate Michael Savage then you're doing a piss-poor job of it. He's not very nice, not very friendly. But he's right. And he most certainly is not gay. And from the context of this, you are being a bit hypocritical because this seems to declare an aire of homophobia, which in itself is not wrong, but when hypocritical it is. So you're an idiot, a racist/anti-Semite, a homophobe, and don't use proper capitalization.

"oooh, i picked some flowers, are they for you?!?! "

Wow, you've managed to top yourself again. I'm impressed at how utterly stupid you have managed to be. The context in this profound statement seems to suggest you are anti-environmentalist, as if flowers were a bad thing. Wow. And also again you can't capitalize.

"these emoticons are faggy as me."

More homophobia, this in relation to something absolutely trivial. Man, though your kind stereotype us Conservatives like this, you certainly do a good job of emulating the exact same stuff. And still grammar is an issue. But will you take your abject stupidity to newer and yet unfathomed depths?

"and all the stupid border jumping asslickers that listen to my show."

WOW. This one is great. Incredibly poor grammar, childish and homophobic insults, and more racism. This is seemingly directed towards Mexicans. Also, you have a nice sized innaccuracy in there. He wants strict border control, so why would "Border Jumpers" tune in to listen to him? I hope you top yourself again. I like hearing homophobia though, because at least it's one thing we agree on.

"why don't you get lupus and die?!?!?!?!?!???"

Miserable punctuation, and of course the classic death-bomb that never scares any of us. And no homophobia. Damn. You dissappointed all of us on this last one.

"@#%$ all of you"

No punctuation.

And none of us want syphilis, so no.


Here's the summary of this liberal. He's a racist and an Anti-Semite. He's a homophobe, which is not bad, but he's hypocritical in his homophobia. He's an unbelievably dumb idiot who can't punctuate or capitalize well at all. He's an uneducated wonder who doesn't even know the most basic of basic history. Yet he and his kind always call us Conservatives these things. Now about me.

I'm a homophobe and damn proud of it, and no hypocrisy whatsoever. I hate racists and I'm proud of this country's diverse heritage, but I also know that though diversity is the backbone of this country, it can not be levered for college acceptance because that is racism towards everyone. I recieved a good education at both public and private schools and I actually know grammar and history. So let's hear it for the Impersonator. At least he tried to take me down. But as anyone who mindlessly flames and uses the lowest forms of humor in a debate, he failed to win.

Care for a round two, or are you thoroughly beaten?

The Glorious Phoenix is Bowed Before... Kinda 

A response to the Phoenix.

"Demon Phoenix is completely right here and owns the board. The reason I say this is because of the actions of you liberals; take a look at the liberal hq website where they were selling books to smear the conservatives! These numb-nuts, pencil-dicked, liberal pukes were so gutless that they took these books off their website AS SOON as they found out that they had been caught-NO BALLS!

The economy has been @#%$ ever since liberals started to run things and it takes a president with brains and a little common sense to fix the mess - with the right support of his fellow right-wingers.

Wake up and smell the coffee! Pay attention to the economy, the bullshit, and look what is happening! I, a white male with no prejudice in my blood, am furious that I have to be discriminated against just because I am a white male. Even though my kind makes (including women) up 70% of the United States, we can't get jobs anymore because the people with no moral or self respect want things handed to them!

I can't go on anymore because I may just have a heart attack. Just think! Listen! Pay attention - if you can afford it! "

QueenKatarina gets a Coca-Cola Enema of trouble 

More of the good fun from QueenKatarina.

"you guys sure put a lot of effort into being the top trolls, I can't make up my mind which is the better troll.You both get the big prize. Go home and show it to your mommies so she'll just give you your cod liver oil and skip the nightly Louisiana Hot Sauce enema. " (I was not surprised to find this response in here. Actually, I expected it, though I had hoped to find a more mature one. Her "troll" bull crap just proves everything I have said. It's funny, in a sad sort of way.)

"Yeah your replies are so well reasoned, grammatically written, perfectly spelled and your little troll buddy has such lovely lovely language......
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! " (Oh can't you please use some reasonable answers to my reasonable answers, Katarina? You sound like my little brother. You can't handle the truth.)


DemonPhoenix1337- 1, QueenKatarina- 0 

Here we have it, the debate of the millenium between some stupid attacker of Michael Savage, and the great Demon Phoenix. See what happens when you piss me off.

QueenKatarina wrote:
"Mikhail Savic misses the Milosevic regime and dares to call himself a conservative. He talks about communists and he defends Milosevic. That is a serious contradiction.
He is Jewish but he attacks so many Jewish people who are prominent in the United States.
I'll tell you what his problem is, he started off to be an ethnobotonist, but he prefered to claim being 'white' over being Jewish, even though he would have gotten a job.He blew his one chance at advancement and he's bitter about it. He blames everyone but himself. The sad thing is he was a promising ethnobiologist.
He didn't even have the self respect to keep his real name. No one was hunting him, no one wanted to arrest him or anything, what's with the name change? I think it is a kind of self hatred.
He assimilated, he sold out his heritage and he thinks anyone else who doesn't sell out their heritage is not a real American.
He is sick and pathetic.
When a man is going on and on about homosexual people, he is insecure in his own manhood.
He feels threatened by foreigners. His own ancestors suffered because of people just like him. He's a pretty good example of Stockholm Syndrome.
At his age he should be getting over the habit of having confrontations on the street. If he lived in a nursing home he'd be medicated to calm him down.
When people call him he doesn't even listen to them. He makes Rush Limbaugh look polite.
There ARE good conservative talk show hosts, Art Bell was excellent, and I think Mike Reagan is a good host. I may not agree with either of these gentlemen politically or with Rush but I find the fact that they have manners means I will hear their side more willingly.
Know what, I am a liberal but here and there I find common ground with conservatives. I have never ever been convinced by people who scream something akin to blood and soil fascism, especially people who should damned well know better! I am conviced by reasonable people with manners. Oh remember Barry Goldwater? He had manners and class!
Damn I miss the guy!"


LOL!


In response,
Ahem. Upon calming down (reading that load of shi t just pissed me off beyond reason) I have decided to do things the AP way. As in, make you look like an unpredictably foolish idiot.

"Mikhail Savic misses the Milosevic regime and dares to call himself a conservative."
And when did he say that? I listen to his show daily.

"He talks about communists and he defends Milosevic. That is a serious contradiction."
You support gays and straightfolk at the same time. There's a contradiction for you.

"He is Jewish but he attacks so many Jewish people who are prominent in the United States. "
I'm a Catholic but I attack all these gay preachers. Fuckin-hell... it's so fucking wrong it makes my skin crawl. He only attacks the ones who are insults to his faith. It only makes sense.

"I'll tell you what his problem is, he started off to be an ethnobotonist, but he prefered to claim being 'white' over being Jewish, even though he would have gotten a job."
You freaking dirtbag, he IS white! Nothing wrong with being white in God's eyes. These damn fools who insist on affirmative action ought to realize that people should be selected based ONLY on their competency and not their freaking skin color. Besides, the ACLU as anti Judeo-Christian, so i doubt putting Jewish on his apps would have made a difference.

"He blew his one chance at advancement and he's bitter about it."
No. He's bitter about pinko flower power wack jobs, sodomy-obsessed freaks of nature (gays), corrupt spend-a-holics (democrats) and peaceloving ignorants taking over this country. Wake up.

"He blames everyone but himself."
See above, you useless excuse for a human being.

"He didn't even have the self respect to keep his real name. No one was hunting him, no one wanted to arrest him or anything, what's with the name change? I think it is a kind of self hatred. "
Having the name "Weiner" on the radio may make some folk take him less seriously. Hence, a name change was necessary for his business. Savage sounds a lot better than Weiner. It's not self-hatred, it's business tactics taken to a new level. It's not an issue of self respect. Are you honesly this ignorant, or are you trying to lure me into some trap...

"He assimilated, he sold out his heritage and he thinks anyone else who doesn't sell out their heritage is not a real American."
Horseshit, you dumbass. He's proud of his heritage, but he is, like you (believe it or not, you too) an American. Therefore, call yourself an American, not a German-Swedish or Irish... or Aryan probably, in your case. He's right about the "not being real Americans". People who do not claim to be Americans, but claim to be other things, are foreigners with citizenship papers.

"He is sick and pathetic."
And so are you. Wake up to reality, please.

"When a man is going on and on about homosexual people, he is insecure in his own manhood."
What a generalized statement. I come from an absolutely staggeringly huge family, all of which were monogamous, lasting marriages. We're also all homophobic to an extreme. Neither my dad nor any one of my grandparents, uncles, cousins, or siblings is insecure in his manhood. And I have a strong feeling that most anti-gay men and women are exactly the same: fully rooted in decency, with no curiosity into the infathomable evil that is homosexuality.

"He feels threatened by foreigners. His own ancestors suffered because of people just like him. He's a pretty good example of Stockholm Syndrome. "
Do you even know what Stockholm Syndrome is? It's when a kidnapped person begins to care for their captor. Use a dictionary, for god's sake.

"At his age he should be getting over the habit of having confrontations on the street. If he lived in a nursing home he'd be medicated to calm him down. "
Confrontations are normal in any society. If we just tolerated everyone's bullshit all the time we would be one constantly pissed-off society. And the fact that we drug up our elderly just to keep them quiet is absolutely disgusting. My Great-Grandfather worked his ass off until he went senile and even then we didn't stick him in a nursing home. In my opinion, it's worse to see people you love and care about bedridden in some smelly, institutionalized shithole then to see them dead.

"When people call him he doesn't even listen to them. He makes Rush Limbaugh look polite. "
Rush Limbaugh is polite. However, I will give you a point on Michael's refusal to listen. He should work on that.

"There ARE good conservative talk show hosts, Art Bell was excellent, and I think Mike Reagan is a good host. I may not agree with either of these gentlemen politically or with Rush but I find the fact that they have manners means I will hear their side more willingly. "
Art Belle is a complete fruit cake, New-Agey wack job who is so beyond wierd that it frightens me. And no, I doubt you listen to any conservative opions seriously.

"Know what, I am a liberal but here and there I find common ground with conservatives. I have never ever been convinced by people who scream something akin to blood and soil fascism, especially people who should damned well know better!"
...I'm not even going to answer that pile of dogshit...

"I am conviced by reasonable people with manners."
Good. Another person who Hilary Clinton can't convince. *rolls eyes*

"Oh remember Barry Goldwater?"
No.

"He had manners and class!"
Who again?

"Damn I miss the guy!"
I don't.


And there you have it. Lots of good reasons not to piss me off.

Heads are gonna roll! 

I got the idea for a blog because it's a lot easier to update than the out-of-date and highly ineffective Geocities site was. As I perused different services, this is the one that appealed most, so the Haven was born. And man do I have a lot of stuff to put up here. I think it's high time a few fools are properly countered, and few inbreds are properly hammered.

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